gimlett
n. a short, very-bearded dwarf capable of unknown abilities in drunkeness and s-xual deviance.
1 v. to drink an entire keg alone without succ-mbing to alcohol-poisoning, or at least slaying a dragon before you do.
2 v. to do a kirk drunk
n. in the times of yore, gimlett roamed the land freely with a flask in one mit and a six-foot axe in the other.
v1. “aww! did he just gimlett that whole thing?”
v2. “yeah, and he went in there and gimletted all of those cheerleaders! right in the thomas!”
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