Gimme some splenda


gimme some splenda is a term used to ask for a kiss.
close cousin of the term give me some sugar where the girl is hot and the kiss is sweet.

gimme some splenda/give me some splenda is a phrase used when asking an ugly girl for a kiss. it is best used when wishing to be slapped or to be dumped or to mock a person who does not understand the link to give me some sugar (babe).

gimme some splenda can be used as a taunt, insult or joke-esk compliment.
best used when trying to make yourself seem less desirable to your partner before a break up so that they feel less of a loss when you break up.
boyfriend: hey “babe” gimme some splenda
girlfriend: -slap
boyfriend: agh… (and single)

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