gimp features


someone who’s features are best seen under a gimp mask.
hey gimp features, f-ck-off.
1. someone who is ugly
2. someone’s face which looks like plastic surgery gone wrong
3. someone who looks like a complete tw-t
4. someone who seriously needs a facial operation but can’t get one
5. someone who looks like you
your mum and your mum, and your mum!

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