Gimpternet


what’s left of the internet on the wrong side of a corporate firewall.
corporate shill 1: oh man, i can’t even get to facebook or twitter at work! this sucks!

corporate shill 2: yep, we’ve been internerfed. welcome to the gimpternet.

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    the act of lying in a otherwise seen as gay pose or a pose which would be seen in an issue of victoria’s secret nishant can you stop ginoing on the couch you look like such a f-g someone who compulsively uses social media outlets such as facebook as a means for getting attention that […]

  • gingerbread jew

    a fresh-baked gingerbread man with frosting along his sides. in addition to his warm smile and the sweet b-ttons going down his torso, he also has an orthodox beard and a hat. on some rare occasions, they hold canes. most gingerbread jews live in the gingerbread temple. ilana: hey, look at this beautiful cookie! what […]

  • ginorade

    a mixed drink made of gin and gatorade, chock full of electrolytes and party. this admixture of rye based beverage and sports drink is well suited for a drunkscapade involving much physical activity and drinking. while gatorade’s slogan is, “is it in you?”, ginorade’s slogan is “is it gin you?”. friend 1: yo, got anything […]

  • Girl-for-right-now-friend

    a girlfriend that literally is for the “right now” benefit whether it be physical or other. it can also be a girlfriend because you are bored. this gf can also be a filler until you either get back with your ex-girlfriend or you end up with the girl you really want. in rare cases, the […]

  • Give Over

    an english phrase. means “stop it” or “leave me alone” if someone is complaining, making an unnecessary fuss, or bothering you – you would say “give over”, used in a playful sense – i.e. with friends, kids or pets. 1. injunction meaning stop it. particularly used to describe an action which the speaker finds annoying […]


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