gin monkey


the most amazing gin drinking partner! superficially coming across as perhaps a little socially ackward, however this guy will quickly win your heart as you realise you never have shared an uninteresting moment together. he makes you feel like a million dollars! his fridge is always stocked with all the best gin drinking const-tuents and there is never any wrong time, place nor manner in which you can consume gin with this legend. the best part is when your not drinking gin together he is at the bar buying a gin, when you have free reign to lock your gaze onto his mighty fine -ss!
“everyone needs a gin monkey in their life”

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