ginger ailment
minor illness of a heartbroken nature related to pining for someone of the ginger sort (red-haired-ed)- the rarest of all of the humans.
example:
girl 1: oh man that dude chuck is so awesome! i’ve got the hugest ginger ailment for him. he’s light bright, flamin’ hott, and speckled like a cheetah. but that dood won’t show me any love no matter how many loads of laundry i wash for him!
girl 2: he is hot…and is all like prince harry charm mixed with david caruso cool mixed with ron weasley awkward. i tried to hit that and all i got was this old moth eaten abercrombie and fitch t-shirt to show for it..that i dug out of his garbage.
girl 1: sigh..
girl 2: sigh…
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