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the best and rarest pubic hair colour, commonly possessed by redheads but can also appear on people with other hair colours.

highly sought-after, especially in women. men are often fascinated and obsessed with them.
“don’t shave your ginger p-b-s, a ginger bush is so beautiful and rare and it really turns me on”
is a compliment commonly used for red headed people to state the fact that their pubic region is ginger.
red headed people often proud about this and say that they are great, which is true.
sarah: alrite ginger p-b-s?
emma: yeah im alright. how about you?
sarah: yer alrite … cya ginge!
prince harry has ginger p-b-s.
man off camera: do you have ginger p-b-s?
prince harry: sorry?
man off camera: are your p-b-s ginger too?
prince harry: yes they are.
p-b-scent hair with no soul. primarily from redheads a.k.a. gingers
when redheads turn 13, they start to grow ginger p-b-s
a fiery red forrest to warn off crabs from the impending vile smelling doom that awaits them.
crab: what be dat den, over der.

ginger p-b-s: c-m closer and burn your eyes and nostrils.

crab: cripes, going a bit blind

ginger p-b-s: dats it, dats the way.

crab: its over man, smelly curtains.
once used as a derogatory term for ginger people, ginger p-b-s has evolved into a standard greeting to all ginger people. some more esoteric variations include carrot crotch, red rug, rusty nuts and of course singing “ginger p-b-s, ginger p-b-s” to the tune of “peggy sue”. can also be pr-nounced ginga poobs when the joke gets tired.
phil: oi oi ginger p-b-s! how’s it hanging?

simon: not three bad mate, how’s you now?

phil: sound, mate, sound. (sings): ginger p-b-s, ginger p-b-s, ginger ginger
ginger g-g-ginger p-b-s, oh ginger, you ginger pu-u-ubes!”

simon: i’m gonna stab you tonight.

phil: not with that sunburn you won’t, carrot crotch!
ginger p-b-s are the luck/poor souls whos p-b-s match their hair colour up and downstairs. gp for short.

this is commonly attributed to women and for a woman to mention it would be unrefined. too a female school teacher with gp, she will find it derogatory and dump your a–.

to a newbie, this term will bring a couple of minutes of entertainment. said quickly enough most people don’t get it and you may midly sn-gg-r to yourself and possie. after explaining this term, you will be one of the boys.

it’s little known fact and having researched/experience in this department, some gp may be blonde rather than red downstairs. as the years go by, gp go darker orange upstairs, downstairs may remains light red. when approaching a gp for the first time, do bring this topic up and don’t forget to keep the light on to enjoy your first time experience!

the highest proportion of ginger p-b-s can be found in scottish highlands where 1 in 9 are ginger p-b-s. gp fun occurs during 20 – 40 years of age. then recycle and continue enjoyment.
alok: is she a redhead?
guido: you know what i am like.
alok: does she have ginger p-b-s?
guido: what else?
alok: ginger p-b-s, ginger p-b-s!

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