Giovanni Vega
a pathetic indoor-dwelling being who watches dvds that he has purchased 10+ times. he is a 18 year old peruvian expatriot who now makes up for 55% of taco bells sales nationwide. he likes to grow out his little goatee to make himself to look older than 13. he is about 5’0″ weighing in at a “whoppering” 160 lbs. he enjoys consuming cheesy goods including but not limited to cheese, quesadillas, cheesy pancakes, cheeseburger, crisco, cheesy cheesy, cheese in a can, etc. he recently claimed he would work out to prove to the world he wasnt a degenerate pocket of fat. however following his statement he he proceeded to roll around in a pile of donkey sh-t. gio my amigo quit life!
a recent text message i sent to giovanni vega
“your t-ts are mine nachito. you are fast for a cheese weasle.
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