gippering
ok, get some stringy bacon, and thread some string through it, so its dangling from one end…. get your partner to swallow the bacon, and you keep hold of the other end of the string. now, do them up the -rs-, and once your about to shoot your muck, start tugging on the string.. the bacon harr-sses the throat, making them gag, and thus, contract the sphincter, making for a h-lla crazy load explosion
none eneded. you might see this in a dutch brothel
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