girl collector


on the web, a girl collector is a guy who “friends” nothing but girls on social networking sites like mysp-ce, tribe.net, facebook, etc…

a hard-core girl collector doesn’t even want to know you or connect with you in any way – the sole purpose for asking you to accept his friend invitation is so he can collect a bunch of female avatars on the main page of his profile and use for masturbation material.

he’s probably looking at his main page right now and fantasizing that if he actually -were- cool – you might possibly talk to him in meatsp-ce.
example:
look at any of the networks mentioned above to find many examples of girl collectors.

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