girl gardener
an unfunny, smallminded euphemism for a lesbian used mostly by “men” unable to relate to women in a normal way.
a woman who tends lady gardens, ploughs the furrow manually, enjoys the fruit of the bush, prefers melons to plums, etc.
i once asked out a female horticulturalist, but she turned out to be a girl gardener.
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