Girl on the Internet Syndrome
an affliction that causes some female internet users to play the s-xpot or drama queen once they figure out that they are practically the only girls at a forum. sufferers will make nonstop flirty comments , continually bring up their bra size, and make f-ll-t– jokes. inevitably, a male member will go too far and offend the girl (typically by asking for nude pics or s-xual services), leading to much online outrage and drama.
rob: pinkg-ddess has posted three times that she’s wearing a thong today.
jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of girl on the internet syndrome.
the tendency for male internet denizens to, in short, suck up to and give a lot of attention to females on the internet. this raises their chances of ever getting laid with said females by about 0.0%.
symptoms of girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn’t, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making s-xist jokes so as to “prove” no preference toward internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don’t seem to be on the internet that much.
person 1: omg, a girl on the internet! i better respond every time she posts a pic of herself by saying she looks pretty. maybe i’ll get into her pants!
person 2: dude, you have girl on the internet syndrome.
person 1: no i don’t! women belong in the kitchen.
person 2: uhh, ok.
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