Girl Scouts of America
the same thing as boyscouts only better because they sell cookies that are good.
gimme sum f-ckin carmel delights or i’ll kill every mother f-ckeer in this room! ther’es gonna be bloood all over the ciling and little girls heead s in flaming flaymezz flying across the room shooting guts out!
an organization that is not dedicated teaching young girls good morals, but a business dedicated making profit from selling cookies.
in short: cookie terrorist
the car bombing last week was a result of the terrorist organization, girl scouts of america, whose vicious tactics have resulting in the purchase of 5.324 trillion boxes of their samoa cookies.
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