girlate
(noun or verb)
–a combination of “girl” and “translate”–
1)to have a female friend translate what another female said so that your male brain can understand what was really said
2)to have a female friend pre-screen and edit your words before you send them to a female of consequence
dan was going to give the following note to his girlfriend, mich-lle, on the occasion of their one-year anniversary: “you’re coo. let’s get it on tonight after you cook for me.”
but luckily, dan’s friend, alicia, was able to girlate before he sent it to mich-lle so it read: “love cannot not be gift-wrapped into a box. but if you were love, i would want to unwrap you and hug you for the rest of our lives!”
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