Girlfriend in law

when one of your friends starts dating a girl and she all the sudden becomes totally cool with you/conversates with you.
on the scope of available females she just became about as useful to you as your sister. unless you want to f-ck your sister. but if your the kind of person who wants to f-ck your sister you probably would f-ck your friends girl too.

anyways this shouldn’t become confused with homie hoppers. a girl can only be one of these at a time. most homie hoppers start as a girlfriend in law but can transform into a homie hopper. but they can never be both at the same time…jh
girl: hey how are you?
me: b-tch i don’t cerrr’. i dont wanna be your buddy just cause you f-ckin my friend. quit trying to waste ma d-mn time ho.
girl: okay see ya around tee hee (starts skipping away) tralala lala lala

b-tch faced mitch: yo, you hittin that?
me: nah my homeboy is. she’s just my girlfriend in law.
b-tch faced mitch: word, well that sucks
when you are dating a guy who already has a girlfriend, or when you are dating a guy who is cheating on you with another girl, the other girlfriend is your girlfriend in law. much like in-laws, you don’t need to get along with the other girlfriend in order for her to be your girlfriend in law.
you: what are you doing fooling around with my boyfriend?
girlfriend in law: your boyfriend? he’s my boyfriend too! you’re my girlfriend in law.
the girl you practically have a relationship with in an emotional level; but without the ability to kiss, or perform any s-xual acts, due to ill circ-mstances or she’s taken.
friend: sup dude where are you off to?

me: i’m off downtown to see my girlfriend in law. i promised i’d take her out for a beer and then maybe some cuddling on the beach at night.

friend: haha good times but, you guys are just kidding yourselves. get together and be done with it.

me: dude you know she has a boyfriend.
term used for a “good” female friend who is closely related (e.g. sister, best friend, roommate) to your girlfriend
dude, you’re dating lindsay but i saw you face-sucking with britney.

it’s cool — brit’s my girlfriend-in-law — that gives me special privileges!

if you can convince lilo of that, you are my new god!