Girlfriend-proof


v. to hide any objects that you would rather your girlfriend not see. these objects usually include p-rn, childish things (dolls, small toys, etc), and pokemon memoribilia. you can girlfriend-proof your car, room, house, and really just about anything. similar to parent-proof
mitch: hey man want to play me in a yu-gi-oh match?
mike: sorry dude i just got done girlfriend-proofing my room. all my cards are in a shoebox under my bed.
mitch: oh alright. hey, did you remeber to take down your justin timberlake poster?
mike: oh shoot. thanks for reminding me. i’ll get home and take care of that right away.

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