Girlfriend Shield


a girlfriend shield is created when a man is frightened by something, for example in a haunted house, he places the nearest girl between himself and the danger.
jimmy used the girlfriend shield manuever when the clown jumped out from around the corner. who knew he was so afraid of clowns?

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