that c-nt that is always telling your girlfriend you are a no good mother f-cker and that she can do so much better than you
my girlfriends bff just took my girlfriend to the bar and she left me for a lawyer
shaaliz is that beautiful girl with short dark brown hair. she loves to connect with nature and is very artistic. also, she loves to sing, but can be shy at times. shaaliz is the kind of person with a sense of style. she is into herself but very kind and caring when you get to […]
- oui oui baguette
how french people talk. jean-claude: hon hon hon, baguette? fleur: oui, oui, oui oui baguette! baguette, baguette, monsieur!
- synchronized mowers syndrome
the act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there’s. i was watching the football game on sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time i couldn’t take it anymore. my synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. half in the bag i pulled my lawnmower […]
- love puddy
the mix of fecal matter, s-m-n and sometimes blood as a result of -n-l s-x. there was love puddy all over the bed sheets after the couple made love.
- b**b rags
small, wet towels used to cool b–bs and absorb underb–b sweat. girl, you need some b–b rags in this heat!