girlpolar
when one male does not have the ability to stay focused on one girl for more than a short period of time.
marshall-“lizzie, you are amazing. lizzie lets hang out”
— they hang out —
lizzie-“why were you ignoring me”
marshall-“i think we should be friends, i’ve moved on to someone else.”
—-two days later—-
marshall- “oh my god you are so gorgeous i like you!”
lizzie- “okay we should hang out and get to know each other better”
——they hang out and marshall grabs all over her—–
marshall- “are you going to the club on tuesday?”
lizzie- “yeah i will see you there!”
—marshall completely ignores her and dances with 2 other girls–
marshall-“you looked so good last night and i was jealous!”
lizzie-“uh wtf, you are so girlpolar!”
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