girl’s toy


a boy who’s girlfriend uses him like a toy. typically he has a small p-n-s which she thinks is cute and enjoys playing with it. the girl may bring her toy to a sleepover where her friends bring their toys and they compare them and show each other what their toy’s do. girls who have a toy with a big c-ck are very proud and like to show their friends how much they can make him shoot. those who have toys with small d-cks usually show how quickly they can c-m and sometimes the girls shave him.

these sleepovers are very fun for the girls because they like sharing their toys and seeing who has the biggest c-ck among them.
my girlfriend to her friends: “girls, look at my toy’s small d-ck! i love it because it is fun to play with. try it!”

-the girls play with my junk and i c-m quickly and they giggle at me-

another girl: “yeah?! well my toy has a huge c-ck! show them brian!”

-all girls stare in astonishment and make him c-m in twenty minutes with a huge load-

my girlfriend: “let’s shave our toys so they look like little boys!”

all girls: “yay!”

all boys quietly: “there goes our dignity. we hate being girl’s toys.”
barbie’s boyfriend ken. although ken denies being a girl’s toy in toy story 3
chunk: “what do you expect from a girl’s toy?”
ken: “i’m not a girl’s toy! i’m not!!”

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