Gironkey


a man who tries to be insightful and is in denial. plus is very ugly. the term gironkey= giraffe+donkey+dog. very ugly animal that is uber confused and totally in denial about life. will probably die alone.
ehmobuhks: why are we all after beauty? it is so last year!
jaspahcrazy:oh yeah, hes a total gironkey.
nessie: total gironkey!
rose: why must u be in denial so? gironkey!
megan: teehee….gironkey….
a cross between a giraffe and a donkey.

mostly used to define an odd looking person.
simone: “did you see the lady who walked into the shoe store yesterday?”

tamsyn: ” oh you mean the gir-onkey, yeah she looked weird.”
a term used to describe a tall beautiful woman with a large round booty. half giraffe, half donkey, hence the term gironkey.
i hooked up with a gironkey last night and she had more legs than a bucket of chicken.
a tall person ( giraffe) who is as stupid as a donkey ( stupid )
oh, jeez! joby is such a gironkey…he is so tall and stupid, yet he could not even replace the light bulb in his room.

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