girp


a handsome and chivalrous male individual.
did you see that guy that held the door for us? he was such a girp.
a flash based game made by bennett foddy. the goal is to scale a mountain using various letter keys for grasping, and ctrl and shift for muscle control.
girl : “hey, have you played girp yet?”
guy : “i kicked the cr-p outta that pigeon.”
girp is a hilariously funny and frustratingly hard flash game. it is the son of the infamously difficult flash game qwop developed by benzido. in girp you play as a red headed mountain climber whose leg joints are so messed up that they will bend in ways that they shouldn’t. the controls for the game are all the alphabet keys and sh-t or ctrl or the left mouse b-tton to flex the climbers muscles. the alphabet keys correspond to a certain ring in the mountian labeled with a letter. to beat the game you must reach the top of the mountain and obtain a gift box that contains a surprise. anyone who actually beats the game is bound to get arthritis in the future.
person a: hey have you tried girp?
person b: yeah, i hate that f-cking burd!
person a: yeah me too.
a soft gentle girl burp as compared to a manly burp
my girlfriend let out a girp after eating some hot peppers. i wish she could learn how to burp like a man.
get it poppin, make it krackin!
let’s get this girp on by sparking a blunt
to feen ; obsess over.
you girp me bad.

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