girth control


a state or condition in which a woman is so rotund that it is highly unlikely that a member of the opposite s-x will engage with her in a procreative or other s-xual act
“suzie’s lucky she’s never had to worry about going on the pill,” erin cattily remarked. “with a figure like hers, she can always rely for protection on girth control.”
a woman’s state of being so overweight that n-body would want to have s-x with her, thus reducing her chances of becoming pregnant to zero.
it looks like kirstie alley has gained another 100 pounds from her latest diet of ben & jerry’s cherry garcia; she must be on girth control.

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