Girth Units
the unit of measurement used to determine the girth of an object or person.
person: “h-llo, i would like to ship a package.”
ups: “could you please tell us the weight and girth of the box?”
person: “umm… the weight is 18 pounds, and the girth is…. 3.”
ups: “3 what?”
person: “3… girth units.”
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