gitm


‘glitch in the matrix’. used to describe internet and technological inconsistencies. can also be used to describe misunderstanding between people irl
me: what happened you went offline for a few seconds
you: i dunno what happened.. gitm
initialism for ‘get in that minge’. it does not necessarily mean to enter a womans’ minge; rather, it can be used in the following ways:

1) an expression of excitement: it is appropriate to say it when a fitty walks past you, especially in the presence of friends, to ensure that she does not understand what you are saying.

2) to encourage your friend to talk to a girl: sometimes a girl will look at your mate but, instead, they’re too nervous to make conversation; by shouting ‘gitm’ at your mate — one letter at a time — it will inject them with a sudden rush of confidence

3) more loosely: for when anything good happens!!!
1) she is dead gorgeous — yeah, that girl that just walked past us — gitm!

2) mannn that girl is well into you, can’t you see her looking at you?…gitm!

3) that was a banging goal…gitm!; gitm!…i’ve no work today because it’s the weekend; gitm!…i just won the lottery!
glitch in the matrix. used to refer to those events in which something goes wrong but is commonplace (esp. with technology). e.g. snafu 2.0
huggybear: what happened? your im showed you as logged off.
bubbybear: i dunno. gitm

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