give a dog a bone


to sh-g a dirty bird, otherwise known as a dog.
bloke1: i’m so p-ssed right now, i’d give that dog a bone.
bloke2: that’s your mum for f-cks sake you sick b-st-rd!
1. give = present, feed, hand over, gift
2. dog = b-tch (female dog)
3. bone = b-n-r… (erection)

math:
therefore 1+2+3 = feed a b-tch a b-n-r

english:
your about to lay your d-ck upon a girls mouth, v-g-n- , -n-s or anyother hole you can find/make…
– crunkmonk3y “imma give a dog a bone!!”
– girl “oooh pick me!”
to have a threesome with
(a bone looks like two p-n-ses together)
person 1: yo homie lets go give a dog a bone
person 2: yea for real
when a girl gives a buy an erection.
lauren conrad gave brian a bone and he gave it right back.

im so hot, i can give a dog a bone.
if a woman can “give a dog a bone”, it is to be taken as a compliment that even animals find her attractive. it is taken from the nursery rhyme.
nick knack paddy-whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

“casandra would give dog a bone!”- wayne’s world 2

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