Giving A Whale A Tic Tac
a term used when a male is having intercourse with an extremely loose woman. the v-g-n- has been so used, abused, and widened that the act of intercourse is likened to a tic tac (p-n-s) is being thrown into the mouth of a whale (v-g-n-)
“yeah i f-cked that prost-tute, but it was like giving a whale a tic tac”
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