giving birth
to defecate a volume that one is not accustomed to; the act of voiding feces in m-sses comparable to a newborn child.
after being constipated for three days, wesley’s trip to the lavatory felt like giving birth.
when a guy needs to sh-t bad and has p–p contractions that are less than 2 minutes apart from each other
i need to go home and give birth
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