GJAK


this is commonly used to express an emergency is present. it can be any emergency but most commonly used to express one has to take a major sh-t.
(example 1)
zack: gjak!!!
liam: what?!?!?!?!
zack: i gotta take a monster sh-t!!!!!

(example 2)
john: gjak!!!
cody: whatt????
john: my brothers are gay!!! i just caught them f-cking each other!!!!
cody: holy sh-t!!! gjamsa!!!! (look up gjamsa)

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