Glaboo
when a male takes a nice steamy bowel movement on a females chest. he then has a spontaneous -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t-s onto the steamy pile of feces. the male then punches the girl in the nose, and she bleeds on the c-mmy p–p. after this process is complete, the female eats this delightful treat that they have created.
note: the woman often makes the man a sandwich after this process is complete while he watches sportscenter in his undergarments.
dude, i totally glaboo’d that chick last night.
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