Glach


the successful killing of ones enemies in combat when one is purposely handicapping oneself in order to bring shame to his/her opponent, and his opponents allies. can only be accomplished through use of the following: hand to hand combat weapons, jars of urine, food, large blasts of un-ignited gas (at no point in a “glaching” may the target be lit on fire), energy drinks, and by taunting ones enemy to death.
“brian just glached the sh-t out of those three soldiers with a baseball bat, and look he had a gat the whole time!”

“fred

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