gladwyne

gladwyne: the nicest place to live on the main line.
so nice, in fact, many people in neighboring bryn mawr pretend to be part of that zipcode. fakers. you’re not in the 19035, so please, just get over it.
people who live in gladwyne tend to all know each other, so we often run into each other at the superfresh, the post office, suburban square, one of the many churches, or at the country club, obvs.
educated? yes. spoiled? no. privileged? yes. clueless? no. cl-ssy? yes.
we do shop in the main line – but don’t insult us with american eagle, hollister and abercrombie. we’d only be caught in those clothes if we were going to platoon to work out.. otherwise, forget it.
we don’t think that everyone worships us, but we could easily run you over with our porsches, so you might want to keep your little insults to yourself. anyone with a problem, you’re warned.. i have my fendi spy and ill knock you out with it.

don’t be jealous.
“i live in gladwyne, and it’s perfect in every way”

“you are not in the 19035, so you aren’t gladwyne. suck it up.”
gladwyne is aplace were rich people have big house’s and have lots of money. they think they are so special when they talk to someone and say “oh i live in gladwyne and i have a f-cking big house hahaha.”
i think that people who live in gladwyne have gucci dolce and gabbana, chanel, clinige shop at coach and belong to the philadelphia country club. they all go to whelsh valley or bala cynwood. and are so spoiled. but don’t get me wrong not evryone in gladwyne is rich about 80% is. and they shop in the main line and wear abercrombie and fitch and hollister and american eagle and juicy couture. they have chanel make up and they all go to starbucks to get there coffee at perfect temperature. they think evertyone loves them and worships them. they drive mercedes, bmw’s, mustangs, porches, and lexus’s. they cant go any where alon and shop in sububan square and go to the mall any time they want to.

i live in gladwyne and am very rich but dont hate me!