Glamour Parking


finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you’re going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

to his credit, homer, a friend of mine, first started this. now we all do it.
omg that lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. quick! -the driver parks the car-
everyone in the car altogether says/sings: glamour parking!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)

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