glarfat


|glärfat|

noun

a full outerwear ensemble (gloves, scarf, and hat)

orgin: coined in 2012 by sage cammers-goodwin and abigail goodman
no matter how many layers i wear, i always feel cold without my glarfat.

come back here young man and put on your glarfat before leaving the house!

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