glargle
an exclamation of surprise and dismay.
you want how much for that cd? glargle!
(v) to choke. (n)a sound one makes when choking.
he was hugging me so hard i started to glargle.
1. a noise one makes when awakening from a long sleep.
2. a noise one makes upon seeing a squirrel.
1.
sleeping beauty arose from her sleep, after kissing the prince, “glargle…”
2.
lesley: oo! look, a squirrel!
max: glargle.
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