glashten


a multicolored d-ld-
huffs seimen
lives in never never land
looks up too mccauley kulkin
eats pebbles for breakfast
loves too choke the chicken
petifile
dont be a dirty glashten
dont be a dirty multicolored d-ld-
the feeling you get when your -sshole
becomes really sweaty…
also known as a kid that
loves too play jack and jill
on the hill!
makes p-rn of himself beating off
the piece of t-rd stick too your

pubic hair
t-rd burgerlar
dont m-st-rb-t- too a camera
you will be a glashten
a little skinny b-tch who doesnt know his elbow from his -ss.

-smells of cabbage
-thinks dirt tastes good
-wears boxes on his feet for fun
-has a 6th finger located on his left foot

when in the presence of a glashten, prepare your knife, and fire.
“holey sh-t look at that glashten!”

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