glass bottom boat
a s-xual act in which the customer lays under a gl-ss coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. how some people find this stimulating i’ll never know.
also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the gl-ss, for “squashed” visual effect – or can refer to defecating onto someone’s face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like saran wrap.
your grandfather got arrested in thailand again after paying an underage transvest-te hooker for some ]gl-ss bottom boat] action.
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defecating on saran wrap that’s held over your partner’s face
after dinner my partner treated me to a gl-ss bottom boat ride.
latin: traba crystalis
in this perfect addition to foreplay, one partner lies beneath a gl-ss coffee table while the other squats above it and unloads. like viewing the colorful sea life from the relative safety and serenity of a gl-ss-bottom boat, this simple maneuver is not only arousing but biologically tantalizing.
i’ve been to hawaii. i’ve seen all of those fish—its what every tourist does. it’s neat and all, but never blew me away. but getting to see my bobby in action, doing that gl-ss-bottom boat for me, seeing that magical human process going on in front of me . . .well, i just felt like a science student all over again.
when a person sh-ts on on top of a gl-ss table, while someone under neath m-st-rb-t-s to it. like as you would watch fish in a real gl-ss bottom boat.
kelly did a gl-ss bottom boat for me while i jacked off. she’s such a freak!
a person lies underneath a gl-ss table while another person deficates on top of the table.
at the party luke was a p-ssenger on a gl-ss-bottom boat.
a s-xual act that involves a person squatting and defecating on a gl-ss table while another watches from below.
john paid the hooker for a gl-ss-bottom boat but i had to clean it up.
jerking off underneath a gl-ss coffee table while some sl-t drops trow and sh-ts over you, onto the table.
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