Glass Closet Syndrome


an absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his s-xuality and either way doesn’t realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except terri schiavo
“what is mitch doing with a girlfriend? that kid’s gayer than teletubby figure-skaters.”

“yeah…it’s a pretty severe case of gl-ss closet syndrome.”

“well, you cant blame a guy for trying. what’s the girls story?”

“…oh, she’s just r-t-rded.”

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