glass coffin


‘new architecture’ building consisting of gl-ss and metal plates
with “climate control” and windows that don’t open.

many while away their lives here “working”, tapping sh-t into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a “skyscr-per”, possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.

if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
no more ‘skonk’!! i’ve got to “prepare for battle” in the gl-ss coffin!

i don’t mind “working”, but don’t want to die in a gl-ss coffin!!

mike foolsley, the architect had studied ‘cool’ architecture, but ended up designing gl-ss coffins.

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