glass eye
a term used to explain a lazy person who thinks he’s the best. looks good, doesn’t work…
yeah, he’s a gl-ss eye…
to purposefully ignore someone, to pay no attention to someone, to give someone the brush-off.
word stems from turning a blind eye to someone. rather than a blind eye, it is a gl-ss eye.
tarquin invited me out tonight but i gave him the gl-ss-eye because i don’t like him and he smells of feet.
i had a text from jenny but i just gave it the gl-ss-eye.
gl-ss eye (gl–ss i) – verb – the act of j-zzin in someones eyeball
so i was banging this chick and she was like yo give me a pearl necklace and i was like no way b-tch and gave her a gl-ss eye.
nickname for eric rodems
eric rodems is called gl-sseye
staring bluntly, not focusing, day dreaming
he had a gl-ss eye when he was starin at her br–sts!
to -j-c-l-t- upon the eyeb-lls of a p-ssed out person. seimon will dry, given the time of the intoxicated indivisual. in the morning, when they awake, they will not be able to open their eye lids. gl-ss eye.
“sonova b-tch p-ssed out on my couch!” said paul.
“f-cker, won’t wake up either,” dilgently spoke ray.
“i put sighns out saying, don’t p-ss out here, parents will be home in the morning!” paul complained, folding his arms.
“dude, just skeet on his eye b-lls, the gl-ss eye,” ray skirmished to say.
eventually the morning spoke through the east end of town…
tom cruise raises stretching, but soon, he panics, “dude, what the f-ck, i can’t open my eyes! i’m f-cking blind!!! aghhhh… argggaahhhhh!!! nooo!! no! not me, not f-cking, me! aggghhh!!!! agghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! gah! aghhh, no, nooo nooo! peter pan!!!! aghhhh!!!”
and tada, there is a moral to this…
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