glasses sex


the act where two people wearing gl-sses as normal, position themselves so that the gl-sses are in very close proximity in such a way that the intimacy of physical s-x is evoked
a guy and girl are sitting on the couch watching a movie with friends.

guy: since we can’t have real s-x, let’s have gl-sses s-x
girl: ok cool.

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