Glasses skank


a person who buys/wears gl-sses for no purpose other than they think that it’s fashionable. their eyesight is not impaired in the slightest, and they usually take the form of your generic sk-nk, hobag, wh-r-, or just all around b-tch. its like getting braces for fun when your teeth are really fine. (this obviously doe not apply to sungl-sses, which are another matter entirely).
girl – “oh i didn’t know vanessa had gl-sses. did she used to wear contacts or something?”
other, more observant girl – “no, she’s just a gl-sses sk-nk, as you can see by her too tight, ripped up shorts and overly dyed and straightened hair.”

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