Glastonbury Experience
n: an attempt to make a wonderfully romantic moment where absolutely everything goes completely wrong from the get go, and having a good outcome anyway.
inspired by graham norton
“i took my date out and gave her a lovely glastonbury experience where food poisoning morphed into lovemaking.”
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