glatz


is short for ‘glatzkopf’ – the german word to describe somebody as bald. used by english-speakers so as to codify someone’s baldness with a view to discussing it openly in front of them. see ‘beglatzed’.
jeff: “have you seen cody’s bald head? what a loser.”
brian: “oh, hey cody!”
cody: “hi guys.”
brian: “you’re right jeff – a definite glatz.”

“sheila splashed her wetness right across barry’s glatz”

gay steve was dying to spaff all over bald tony’s glatz.

Read Also:

  • glitzy

    excessively decorated with glitter and shiny objects the news channel broadcast from a very glitzy set, using flashy graphics. a very shinny wonderful thing, object or even a person. funny, full of life and special. the person who wrote this is glitzy to shine, a person who loves and lives all things glamouros, an accessory […]

  • gnar butter

    a snowboarding term referring to a large amount of snow, typically while its falling. its puking gnar b-tter on the mountains right now; there’s almost three feet of fresh!! the best and deepest powder found on the mountain while snowboarding/skiing “i can not believe how deep that gnarb-tter was!” a term used to describe something […]

  • Rage Life

    v. – the action of many attending a music festival who party as hard as possible for the majority of the festival duration, often ingesting many substances. you guys rage life!

  • Rahv

    to love, adore, and cherish someone you hold dearly. in cute form! can be used to tell a friend how much you care about them or can be used to tell your significant other how much you love them xd ‘i rahv my best friend, alex, even if she doesn’t believe me!’ ‘wow, it’s totally […]

  • raiders

    1. a football team from oakland that moved to la, and then back to oakland…no one seemed to notice. 2. raider’s fans will dress up insanely weird and a little creepy, despite how much their team sucks. i gotta give em loyalty. person 1 – wow look at that raiderfan’s outfit, crazy. person 2 – […]


Disclaimer: glatz definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.