Glaunch
to attempt a shot (esp. in sports) where there is no expectation of success. it is frequently followed by exasperation and ridicule or, rarely, highly annoying bragging.
marquis: “yo, why didn’t you pick me up?”
jake: “cause you’re just gonna stand thirty feet out glaunching 3s.”
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