glaze her doughnut
v. during s-xual intercourse (v-g-n-l or -n-l), the guy c-ms (see: j-zz, skeet) on and around the woman’s p-ssy (see: pleasure hole, mysterious cavern of fun, monthly blood puker, hiv dispenser, p-n-s garage)
dave: dude, last night i went out with julie and i totally got to glaze her doughnut.
jim: niiice, how was it?
dave: it was so good, i even gave her sprinkles.
jim: was it jelly filled?
dave: no. her period’s not for a week or two.
jim: sh-t, dude, did you use protection? you’re sure she’s not ovulating?
dave: f-ck no, protections for f-gs.
jim: looks like you could have a doughnut hole coming along in 9 months.
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