glazed doughnut
when having -n-l s-x and you pull out of the -n-l cavity and -j-c-l-t-s on the -n-s and it gets crusty without telling your s-xual partner
i secretly gave that chick a glazed doughnut last night
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when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut
i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut
your face after giving your lady a grand gushing -rg-sm by a dexterious tonguing.
man, after the licking i gave my darlin’ my face looked like a glazed doughnut.
a ring of sperm left around ones -n-s after -n-l s-x
after the b-tts-x session, jim left his girlfriend a glazed doughnut
when one has v-g-n-l fluid dried and encrusted over face after serious session of m-ff-diving.
“i enjoy eating p-ssy.. i especially like when my face feels like a glazed doughnut in the morning.”
when you are having -n-l s-x, and you pull out and j-zz all over her -sshole, wait for it to get all crusty, then eat all of your j-zz out of her -sshole.
o wow, i cant believe i just did that. that glazed doughnut was disgusting
after a girl p-sses out, spooge all over her face and let it dry. when she wakes up the next morning, she will have a glazed doughnut.
she wouldnt give me head last night so i gave her a glazed doughnut instead.
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