glazed gay


n: a h-m-s-xual male who tans too much and uses too much hair product, make-up, and lip gloss, thus rendering himself in the likeness of a glazed donut — tan with a bit of a frosted coating
leatherbear1: “look at that little thing! it is the middle of january! you do not have a natural tan in the middle of january!”

leatherbear2: “and skin doesn’t naturally look shimmery either.”

leatherbear3: “he’s a glazed gay. we could eat him in one bite!”

-growling hungrily in unison-

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