glazed ham
the act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls -ss
” man i busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham”
the act of having s-xual intercourse with a girl doggy style (v-g-n-l or -n-l), pulling out before -rg-sm and -j-c-l-t-ng all over her back and -rs-. at which point you would give the girl a m-ssage using said s-m-n as a m-ssage oil subst-tute. the end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.
man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, i ended up having to give that girl a glazed ham.
when a guy is having s-x with their partner from the rear. before -j-c-l-t–n they pull out and c-m all over the persons -ss cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. creating a shiny “glazed ham”
oh man her -ss was so big it took two loads to make a glazed ham
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