when you j-zz on your knuckles after mast bating
after he master bated, mikey took his glazed knuckle and donkey punched his roommate evan.
- twinning is winning
when two people have something in common that’s on point rebecca and i both loved the movie wonder women, twinning is winning!
epic b–bs that may or may not be teasing you, but nonetheless are epic t’s. dude, she’s got a great set of epitease.
- javier sandoval
p-ssy -ss b-tch -ss cheating -ss n-gg- unworthy -ss ungrateful -ss ugly -ss jerk -ss dumb-ss hipster -ss p-ssy -ss b-tch javier sandoval is a cheating b-tch -ss p-ssy -ss mean -ss n-gg- -ss
- canis lupus
the genus and species of the grey wolf the scientific name for the grey wolf is canis lupus
a person who can not determine whether they look or feel like a potato or whale. me: hey guys, i feel like a wheeshnex. them: wtf is a wheeshnex? me: a mutated deformed whale potato mixture. them: umhh, seek mental help… please!